We're all pretty bizarre.

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

(Source: 8bitmeow, via boxofmangoes)

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Things You Should Never Say to Your Girlfriend

psych-quotes:

The top ten things that you should never say to your girlfriend no matter what the situation is are listed below:

·         Never say to her she is fat. You shouldn’t tell your girl that she is fat no matter how much weight she has gained. It doesn’t matter if she looks good but if you just say the word ‘fat’ to her, it means an insult in her eyes.

·         Never compare her with your mum. It’s a good thing to consider your mom as your role model but your girl might not like the idea of you constantly comparing her actions with your mother’s, no matter how positive your feedback is. It’s a bad thing to draw a comparison line between the both of them.

·         Never criticize her when you know she is trying. If she is trying to do something nice for you, try to show your appreciation instead of criticizing her actions or telling her that it could have been done a bit better. Ultimately, she might stop doing anything good for you if you continue with your actions.

·         Never tell her if one of your friends or family don’t like her. You should keep your mouth closed and never let her know if one of your close friends or a family member doesn’t like her. She doesn’t need to know about that and it will only cause a rift between you, her and that specific person every time you are together.

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askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

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