May 2013
amporasses:
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
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broke my phone and my new car in the same day, best day ever guys!!!!!1!!111
tuucker:
isis-:
noahstillsversustheworld:
everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing
and I sit here like
Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??
that’s lotad you uncultured shit
Things You Should Never Say to Your Girlfriend
psych-quotes:
The top ten things that you should never say to your girlfriend no matter what the situation is are listed below:
· Never say to her she is fat. You shouldn’t tell your girl that she is fat no matter how much weight she has gained. It doesn’t matter if she looks good but if you just say the word ‘fat’ to her, it means an insult in her eyes.
· Never compare her with...
askneppy:
multipack:
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
quazza:
What’s a gender roll is that some kinda sushi
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wow im done my first year of college whoa like is this real life or something
a joke?
cause i feel like my work isnt over yet, haha
but wow im done my freshamn year of college
like whoa
deke-it-like-datsyuk:
things to put on my resume
i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio
“If I’ve learned one lesson from all that’s happened to me, it’s that there is no...”
– Sophie Kinsella (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
